Curiously all ex-es are reduced to initials. They all become "those who cannot be named," for fear of invoking the Memory bogeyman. Till now I have collected A and G. Now I just need an H to succinctly describe smug present self's revulsion towards pitiable former self's choices...AGH!
I prefer numbering them 1 and 2. If I used initials, I would get S and M. Or S&M, if you prefer. Does that say something about my pitiable former self?
ReplyDeletehmm...S S for me. now i want to cry AND pee.
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 and 2...reminds me of the squirmy, uncomfortable "Can I go Miss" of schooldays. how appropriate, I think I shall adopt your method.
ReplyDeleteAlso my initials are AG, so I realise how lucky I was not to have a last name like Haraprasad or Haripada.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Ani G Haripada - please call me AGH!
forwarding for kind consideration, the holy embarrassment of a nomenclature "haridas".
ReplyDeleteand samit, when will we see your peeing, crying, moist self in delhi?
23rd, baby.
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